Win a Copy of my new album Moodswings
Just add a caption to the photo of me as Prince Paul in The Grand Duchess of Gerolstein

A selection of suggestions:

 I can't believe she bought that lamp on eBay, Oh My God! The witch!!

They caught me in make-up again!

whos a pretty boy then ?

Another Belladonna-Cocktail, please!

the jewel of masculinity

But ye are Blanche, ye ARE in that chair....!!

Prince Paul - The Absolute Pink of Perfection!

Of course I sing. Do you really think I dress like this all the time?

I shall never let Madonna do my make-up again.

been through the wilderness much lately?

I knew I shouldn't have drank that dead pint!

all the better to see you with my dear....